The rules of life Ivan Urgant


TV presenter, actor, Moscow, 41 years

I am often not confident or are afraid of so much, to many things are treated with caution, and of course, humor helps me. Better to die with a smile than with tears in his eyes.I can’t really relate to my age. Of course, I think I’m younger than my age. My grandmother, she is 89 years old, says: «Vanya, how fast time flies. Life has flown by with such speed that I didn’t even realize how fast.» The longer I live, the more I realize she was right. Maybe that’s why I always late?I know how to do the face, so the wrinkles were smoothed.Each of us is constantly repeated. I try this, the monotony of every day to change and paint with the help of simple palettes that I have. Flowers are few, they are basically the same with the Russian tricolor. But better color cartoon than the black-and-white.Less and less I laugh at the work of plastic surgeons. Increasingly, I suddenly associate the increased heart rate with the weather. Periodically note that the nearest pharmacy in a three-minute walk away. But something tells me that the main thing is to keep the youth inside. So I, like an idiot, listen to songs those who are old enough to be my sons. And always feel like I’m younger than people who are smarter than me and know more.I envy those who can make it. For the New year, I promised myself to read 50 books. And it’s a bit about a book a week. The more that books come in different thicknesses, and the letters of different sizes. However, I find myself thinking that I am in my fourth hour with a smartphone in hand, and the article about proper nutrition doesn’t end there. Now, from the pages of Esquire, to offer all at least an hour before bedtime to postpone the phone to the side.I don’t like to be with someone in a fight. I know people who have engaging conflict, and this is their incredibly energizing. Fuels me completely opposite things. If someone offended me, I try to give to understand that calling a person an embezzler, a thief and a child molester, did not want to hurt his feelings.I part not know and do not like. Therefore, the people you work with are experiencing the most tender, sentimental feelings.I couldn’t run a major shipyard. We would sit with welders and talked about literature, sipping Georgian wine. And on the horizon would quietly sank our tanker.My mom was a character of steel. I always pray to her. Actually, I think that women are better than men. First, they are beautiful. Second, they are thinner. Thirdly, wiser. Fourth, patient. And fifth, they are stronger. In this country, certainly.I have not read «the Three Musketeers». But I listened to the record Dunaevsky countless times, and now give me any musical instrument — I sing all the songs in any condition, and all I will sing as one, regardless of whether they have bitcoin or not. Like a lamb I will sing!Now came a happy time when she went on stage, I don’t have to make an effort to know me.If I have something gnawing worries, I don’t keep it to yourself, know how to talk. So I’m surrounded by people who can listen to me at least the first hour and a half.My ideal morning: I Wake up to the singing of birds, graceful deer jump out of bed with laughter cast in the direction of the scales. And the morning dew run somewhere where there are people. Without people I can handle.Life should be loved. It will end, but love her not. When I eat tiramisu, you know that tiramisu will end, but I love it.After myself enough to write one sentence that would be included in the textbooks. I have this: if on earth there were no women, there would be no men.

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